The Other 99%: A new thing to pass the summer.

Hi,

Im not dead.

Uni is done (for now)

Im unemployed (also for now)

So in the months till i return to Uni, im starting a new thing, a sort of series, based off an experience.

It all started with this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxEwdGpIPQ

"Ride to Hell Retribution (1%)".

Yes, that fucking awful dog-shite game. On a day out with my friends, before we parted for uni, We found it, tucked away on the pre-owned shelf in CEX. That fucking god-awful dog shite bag of wank game. As per request in the video, we bought it, yes, me and my friend Oliver actually paid money for it. We split it, I spent £1.25 for 8 hours of gameplay and over the course of 4 separate days split over a year, we played it and i shit you not, i still feel ripped off. 

During this we encountered 4 system crashes, too many terrible awkward sex scenes, and enough explosions to give Michael Bay an seizure. But we beat it, despite it nearly beating us, nearly over a year since it came into our life.

But as the credits rolled, We felt this vaccum. It got us asking a question "is there anything just as bad as it, if not even worse? and if possible could we find it?".

So join us as we spend money we dont have, on games that arent worth it, for no apparent reason at all.

Because any game, AT ALL, has to be better than that steaming pile of horseshit. Probably.

Dan.